Case
File #MEOW
The Amazon Story
Fired from Wall Street. Hired by Degens. This is financial quackery.
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Amazon Cat used to work on Wall Street.
He was fired for “insider meowing.”
Nobody knows what information he leaked. Nobody knows who he called.
But the phone never stopped ringing.
Wall Street kicked him out. Crypto degens hired him immediately.
Now he stares at charts, answers mysterious calls, buys tops, sells bottoms, and pretends everything is part of the strategy.
Insider MEOWING Confirmed
“The call was coming from inside the exchange.
“He doesn’t know technical analysis. He just quacks louder.
“Buy high. Sell low. Blame the phone.
“The market opens. The cat answers.
“No alpha. Just quacks.
“Still waiting for Powell to call back.
